THE CLASSICS: WHOOPS!

Last night I was getting ready to go out with some friends when I decided then would be a good time to trim my hair up a bit. I've cut my own hair for pretty much all of my adult life and I've grown pretty keen to my clippers. I switched between the length attachments with confidence and obsessed over the finishing touches near the neck line and behind my ears. My friends would be by within the hour to pick me up so I knew I had to move with a bit more swiftness and grace if I wanted to be showered and dressed in time to leave. One final tuft of hair near the top of the back of my head needed another once-over with the buzzing blades. bzzzzzzzzz........ and just like that it was done- I accidentally shaved off a five inch strip of hair without any attachment on the clippers at all. It was strange how in that moment of realizing what had just happened I also found myself trying to convince myself that this was a dream world I was existing in and I would soon wake up to find myself with the full head of hair that I started off the evening with. This wanting of an alternate reality vibrated in my soul for approximately 10 full seconds before saying out loud, "shit" and then laughing at myself for doing the undoable. My friends showed up and convinced me that my only real option was to shave my whole head. So now I look like one of the following things I was called for the entire rest of the night: a baby, an old man, Benjamin Button, a skinhead, Sluggo of the comic strip Nancy, a chemo patient, or Curly from the Three Stooges. The funny/sad/scary thing is; I really look like all of them. Thank goodness this stuff grows back! (fingers crossed)

HYPER-DIMENSIONAL POWERS

The other day I went record shopping. That in itself is not unusual for me, but at the same time I discovered something about myself. What I discovered, upon further introspection, is nothing new; In fact, it's possible that a lot of my lifelong creativity has been sparked through my new(old) super power!

While perusing the shelves for new music, I found a record that seemed interesting enough. The record was by an artist who went by the name Xander Harris. The album artwork was an extreme close-up snapshot of a scene from a cheesy horror film snapped directly from a TV screen. The staff at the record store had written on the record's cellophane packaging an intimation in sharpie marker that read something to the effect of "Lo-Fi synth-horror in the vein of John Carpenter etc." This made me realize that I would probably enjoy the record or I would at least like to flip through my record collection and see that bizarre cover art pop out every now and then. I wanted the record, but at the same time I was a tad low on cash. Being low on cash does not typically heed my music purchases so I wistfully held onto the record as I scanned some more titles. Then my newly realized ability kicked in. You see, I didn't need to buy the record because I was already imagining a perfectly good version of it in my head. I may have even "listened" to it a few times over before leaving the store and that wacky cover design was burned well into my memory. I had possessed the record through some form of osmosis! I had so accepted the assumed compositions in my head that maybe they were more delightful than the actual hard copy in my hands!

I've always considered myself to be very intuitive and a good judge of character, and this 'osmosis' is probably a near cousin to those qualities. When enough elements or details are given to me about a new subject; I am able to determine its whole. Sounds obvious, right? Surely everyone possesses these tools of reason, but perhaps not everyone is aware of their full range of applications. We can draw inspiration from practically everything around us and this will allow us to not only shape our ideas, but shape the physical world as well. So the next time you look at something, really look at it, and you may be surprised to find that you are in tune with its texture or temperature. The next time you touch something, really touch it, and you will maybe feel its distress over the years or its contents will reveal themselves as if you have x-ray eyes! Absorb your surroundings, calculate what you've gathered and use your gifts to their fullest potential.