HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Let's see how this altered recipe turns out.

Right now I'm boiling six whole pears in four cups of water with one and a half cups of red wine, a quarter lemon, a half cup of maple syrup, and an additional quarter cup of suger with a healthy sprinkling of cinnamon and a dash of vanilla extract. Yowza. Then I'll remove the pears, turn half of the remaining poaching liquid into a caramel by adding some cream and MORE SUGAR! The pears will then be cut in half and coated in the 'caramel' concoction. I'll scoop out the center of the pears and fill them up with shaved sharp cheddar topped with pistachios. Then the whole thing gets baked. Shoot... this better work.

Also, I think it's stupid that the liquor stores aren't open on this holiday. 

MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES PT.5

I'm so scatterbrained when it comes to understanding who I am and what I like, and as always I feel this is no better represented than through my musical tastes. In one moment of the day I'm listening to this:
And four minutes later I'm listening to this:
but then:

WANTED: CAMERA

One tool that would prove very useful to me would be a camera. Possessing one would inspire many more off-the-cuff C.O.P. posts. Forever I've been using, almost exclusively, pictures found through Google image search, and a tiny percentage of old stuff I've recovered from my external hard drive (see photo from previous post.) If you happen to have an old digital camera that will get this job done and are willing to give said camera to me, I would then be obligated to cook you dinner or perhaps draw you a picture or rap for you.

FILL IN THE BLANK

Again, it has been some time since my last post. Rather, there has been a regular large gap between each post for the last half of the year. As of late a full time job has stifled my focus on writing, but I have devised a plan to rectify this situation so that all two of you who read C.O.P. can be fulfilled by my profound observations on life. If I simply write something quickly without much preparation and just post away, and maybe even do that a few times in a row within the same 10 minutes, I will constantly keep us all entertained, confused, informed, active, scared, happy, sad, and whatever else a shitty slip-shod post will encourage us to be at that moment.
Although, like most things in my life, my follow through is not 100%, but also like most things in my life, if I go through with the plan, the results will be... wildly unpredictable?
I apologize in advance...
the author in 3D circa 2009